Little Ones
Here is a collection of some of my favorite quotes said by kids in my life.
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Owen, 5 yrs. old: I feel like life was just so much easier when I was 3.
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Charles, 5 yrs. old: (surprised) They sure do talk a lot of Italian here.
Me: Well, we are in Italy and Italian is the language spoken here.
Charles: What! I thought we were in Milan! My brain is playing tricks on me!
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Tyler, 8 yrs. old: (Talking to his parents) I think you guys have a great kid…and it’s me.
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Charles, 5 yrs. old: When I grow up, I’m going to be the owner of FAO Schwartz!
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Max, 6 yrs. old: I got an Obama cookie yesterday.
Kim, 6 yrs. old: Did you eat it?
M: I ate his face!
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Charles, 5yrs. old: (Seeing Okapi at the Miami zoo) Look Lizzy, that antelope has striped pajamas on!
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Upon discovering his parents condom stash, Evan, 5 yrs asks, “Mommy, I found balloons. Are these for me and baby? Can I have it all? Why are they slippery?…And mommy, they’re different colors and this one smells like strawberries…”
The stunned Mommy replies, “They are grown-up toys for daddy and he is not going to be happy if you play with them.”
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Overheard while we were baking banana nut bread:
Charles, 5 yrs: (pouting) I am sad.
Stella, 5 yrs: (concerned) Are you sad because Martin Luther King died?
C: No. (confused) Who’s he?
S: He’s a man that was shot because he had good ideas.
Elizabeth, this is just wonderful fun and inspiring! Makes me want to come with you! I shared your site with friends and am sure it can make so many people and thereby kids happy. Keep up the great job!